My temporary apartment

So my sister is having a huge-ass girly sleepover with all of her bridesmaids. Well, most of her bridesmaids. They are currently in a giant cuddle puddle in our living room. I get to sleep in my own bed thankyouverymuch. As much as I'm about the snuggles and cuddles, I'm selective in who I snuggle with. Sorry.

So... my apartment.... Matt called me this morning to ask about my apartment keys. I have them with my in Utah and Dalynn arrived today. So he's going to put her somewhere for a couple days until I get back and we can both get situated. In the mean time I'll post some pics of my current apartment. Then we I get all situated in my new one, I can post pics of that too. Or something.

It's not that I'm a slob or anything, but most of this disorganization is due to taking these pics while doing laundry and packing Friday night before I left. Also, Matt told me when we arrived that I shouldn't get too moved in since I'd be moving out soon anyway. So I'm still living out of boxes and bags and things. If I could actually move in, then things wouldn't be so messy.

Here are the blueprints so you can see how I'm laid out:



I currently have my computer and PS3 on my dining room table. I also moved some of the furniture around so I could play games and be comfortable.



My kitchen. I don't even have half of the magnets I own on the fridge yet. Most of the mess on the counter is paperwork from... well, work.



My freezer so y'all can see that I'm not starving. By the way, Blue Bell Ice Cream is the shit. Seriously. Also, notice the Cliff Bars and the frozen bottles of water. That's so I have a Scooby Snack while I'm out knocking. I don't want to be dying on the streets of El Paso. We can't have that. Also, Cliff Bars are the shit too.

Additionally, notice the Lean Cuisine. Bitch is eating healthy right now, kthxbai.



My fridge. It looks like I don't eat, but I purposely didn't go shopping before I left so things wouldn't go bad while I was gone. I also drink a lot of Gatorade now. Also, please notice the red and white tube on the second shelf. That would be my $60 cream. Also, you can't see the fresh Broccolli and Cauliflower in my crisper, the label on the Wheat bread, or the light Italian dressing in my door. The blue bottle in my door is the Evil Aloe that I'm allergic to. The green one is the good one.



My living room. I'd been sleeping on the couch for 4 days for numerous reasons. 1- I can make it darker in there by hanging up a blanket. 2- My bed is rock hard. It's the reason why I need a new mattress pad that is ubar soft and awesome. 3- I was washing my sheets because I hadn't figured out where my hives were from yet. Also, this picture would be better, but my living room light is burned out. I have A LOT of light bulbs that have burned out. So if the pictures are shit, that's why. Sorry.



I love being able to do laundry in my own place.



My bathroom:



Shower and the walk-in closet:



I've never had a working lightbulb in here, so the picture is ass. Also, I don't own enough clothes to fill this closet. It makes me want to go shopping.



Then, my bedroom. I'm totally doing laundry. Sorry.



Also, the evil, East-facing window from hell. I've added a normal size box of Kleenex to provide an idea of the scale.



Eff you window. EFF YOU!!! The blinds only serve to keep the Horny-Damn-Rapist from looking in my window. They do nothing to block out any light.

Now, I don't know for sure, but I'm assuming that these blueprints will be the layout of my new apartment:



I'll try to post tomorrow, but since it's the day before the wedding, I can't promise anything. I'd like to update. Being able to vent and get all the thoughts out of my head and into this journal has been very cathartic these past few days.